The grovel builder

In this day and age, it is easy to forget how important grovelling is. Grovelling is the process of demeaning or debasing yourself while exualting your superiors. Obviously a good grovel is as necessary today as it was in the days of serfs.

A good grovel must be specially tailored for the intent and the recipient. So first a few questions.

Are you grovelling to a

Who is

Preferred form of address

Are you their

And todays grovel is


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